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~ for the itch only Jane can soothe ~

Patchouli? My dear Mr Darcy, I beg to differ!

My noble patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, has advised that I switch to ylang ylang oil for my baths. Not only does ylang ylang oil normalize sebum secretion, it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Ladies cannot resist! Have you noticed how all heads turn when I enter a room?

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