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Added by Laura Louise Hile on February 7, 2008 at 5:44pm —
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My noble patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, has advised that I switch to ylang ylang oil for my baths. Not only does ylang ylang oil normalize sebum secretion, it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Ladies cannot resist! Have you noticed how all heads turn when I enter a room? Continue
Added by Laura Louise Hile on February 6, 2008 at 4:06pm —
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Added by Laura Louise Hile on February 2, 2008 at 4:05pm —
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True in every case but this one ...
*sigh*

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Added by Laura Louise Hile on February 2, 2008 at 3:37pm —
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