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Laura Louise Hile
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- Portland, Oregon
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Laura Hile, writer (alligator wrestler) and teacher (ego suppressor)...
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- Years from now my students will spend big money because of the trauma I am causing in their lives. I'm a writer, but my day job is teaching 7th grade at a small Christian school. A teacher's life is rather dull, and so I must find amusement where I can. Usually at their expense!
Do I feel bad about this? Not at all. For I am losing my sanity along with them. We're a merry bunch. Try being shut up in a windowless classroom with twenty perky, energetic, charming thirteen-year-olds ...
My current writing project is to prepare my serialized on-line novel, Mercy's Embrace, for publication. What a job this is turning out to be! I marvel at the tenacity and graciousness of my loyal readers. How much they have put up with! Mistakes and repetitions are everywhere!
Laura Louise Hile's Blog
"Penelope, what IS that noxious odor?"
"And why do you suppose that odious little man is staring at you?"
Posted on February 7, 2008 at 5:44pm — 1 Comment
Patchouli? My dear Mr Darcy, I beg to differ!
My noble patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, has advised that I switch to ylang ylang oil for my baths. Not only does ylang ylang oil normalize sebum secretion, it is a powerful aphrodisiac. Ladies cannot resist! Have you noticed how all heads turn when I enter a room?
Posted on February 6, 2008 at 4:06pm —
"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." (GK Chesterton)
Posted on February 2, 2008 at 4:05pm —
"Writers should be read and not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight." (Edna Ferbes)
True in every case but this one ...
*sigh*
Posted on February 2, 2008 at 3:37pm —
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